"This company must be desperate for…"

This company must be desperate for business. I am a blogger who writes about Vermont and kayaking, yet they sent me an email asking me who, in my company should they talk to about maintenance and cleaning.

Say what? If they had spent a few seconds Googling me before sending out a spam email, they would have seen that I don't have a company.

"Excellent Service"

Excellent service. Professional staff.