"Warrington - Very run down"

I paid £120 for 2 adults and 2 children and was very disappointed. The queues were so long you'd be lucky to get 4 rides in one day. The staff were very slow at getting people on the rides. One would wait until everyone sat down and then make people get up and swap seats with their children rather than telling them which side to sit in the first place. The whole park is very run down and needs a major refurbishment. Even the rollercoaster car we sat in smelled disgusting. The toilets weren't nice. At £30 per person, you'd think they'd reinvest a little bit back into making it an enjoyable park. We won't be returning.

"Dissapointed. "

Car park: 2*: Overcrowded. Poor in information. Only few disabled spaced. So basically to find a space is the first adventure you would experience there.
Cleanless: 1* Park very dirty and worn off. Horrible smell from the toilets, even few meter away outside. The benefits is...it's easy to find them.
Attractions: 3* Nice attractions, but poorly organised entrance. To get to the main rollercoster you climb crowded steepy stair and corridor 60cm wide... Waiting time: 30-60 minutes each with disability pass. Without pass?...I can't even imagine how long it would take. Definitely overcrawded! Same to get any food.

Waiting times ruin the visit as you spend 90% of the time standing in the queue.
At the end you ride/ slide for 3 minutes or get poor pizza and tasteless pasta at the bar.

I give 3* only instead of 2* as we went on fireworks day and the show was brilliant.
Overall...we will not come back.

"Visited the Milton Keynes site…"

Visited the Milton Keynes site yesterday, paid £84 to get in- the place is filthy and run down, the staff are grumpy, the rides are old, the food and drinks are overpriced. The toilets are either out of order, dirty and didn't even have any soap. The kids went in the ball pit and the balls were black with dirt. Never will ever visit again, don't waste your money!

"Horrible boring run down theme park."

Horrible boring run down theme park.

Not many rides and 4 of them wasn't open so was limited to about 5/6 rides my daughter could go on. Staff was slow with the ques to busy talking rather than getting people on the ride. Food is horrible and overpriced. Will never return to this place

"They give you discount which they won’t…"

They give you discount which they won’t accept and ask you to pay a full price! £30 per child! Must be joking. The rides keep breaking, food disgusting and they charge £30? Joke! Do not recommend. Go elsewhere for the same money or less and get rides that are actually in good order.

"Great rides, poor food and restaurant service.…"

Visited Gulliver's Valley, (near Sheffield), for the first time with our 5 year old son. We stayed the night in one of the Pirate Lodges.
Positives: Clean park with lots of rides for the younger guests. Low que times, never more than 10 minutes to wait, (mid-week).
Negatives: Overpriced food/drink. Quality and quantity of restaurant food was terrible. Service in restaurant was slow and not very attentive. Tables and chairs were dirty and sticky. Cutlery was not clean too. We ended up ordering Chinese takeaway and had it delivered. Breakfast was supposed to be included in the stay but this was only a bacon or sausage bap, they wanted another £5 per person for a full breakfast. Coffee was instant sachets with a pot of luke-warm water.

I hate leaving negative feedback for places like this but I do so hopeful that they read them and act on the comments left.

"Frustration at Gullivers "

Visited Gullivers Milton Keynes 2 adults 2 children aged 7 and 5. Overall impression was that it’s a bit run down.
Biggest disappointment was no management of the queues. Several times through the day we got near the front of the queue and then an adult couple at the front would be on the phone and next thing 6-8 children would arrive! So frustrating! This happened twice while we queued for an hour at the water ride, I did speak up but they just weren’t interested and I felt sorry for the people running the rides as they were on their own, no help. Queue jumping should not be tolerated but would mean more staff so I don’t think it’s going to change.
I wouldn’t return

"Filthy toilets"

Had a very nice day. I took my 2 grandchildren. When we arrived there my young Grandaughter needed to go to the toilet when we went I have never in my life seen the most filthy toilets This is so disgusting and needs to be addressed

"Visited the Warrington park on…"

Visited the Warrington park on 18/08/24, the place is absolutely dire, the whole park is run down and broken, most places to eat are closed, paid £40 for nuggets and chips for a family of 4 which took nearly an hour to get and mold came out of the drink machine, lots of rubbish on the ground, all the toilets absolutely stink and are filthy and the baby change area was very exposed and dirty
Wait times for rides are well over an hour as they let far too many in and they are very slow at swapping out people and next to nothing for toddlers to do
Very disappointed and will never be visiting again

"AVOID"

AVOID. Wow where to start. It is an absolute— hole, as soon as we walked in we were faced with rubbish all over the floor dirty tables and the toilets absolutely vile. How they can charge even a penny for this dive amazed me. rides looked like they was about to snap in 2 at any minute cos they had been there about 100 year plus’s. Me and my kids walked out after 40 mins. Yes it was that bad! Save your money and avoid believe me